You ask me to take off my scarf and sit down and rest for a while? That's sweet of you but before I do I'll tell you a story my child. Some years ago I fought a duel with the count of Doom and Dread, and I slipped or tripped and his sword just clipped my neck and then off then came my head. I scooped it up and put it back, but it didn't yet connect, so I tied this scarf around it just to keep it on my neck. That's why I always keep it on because if it did unwrap, this unstable head of mine may fall into your lap. So now you've heard my story, and it will not make you ill, if you'd still like me to remove my scarf . . . I will!